Verse 1
You’re sitting straight up in your chair
Staring at the blackboard
You’re sitting straight up in your chair
The books are stacking upward
You listen, did you think you’d learn?
Questions fill each page you turn
You raise your hand the others stare
But no one calls you, no ones there

Chorus 1
Cause Simon said, cause Simon says, he said
Cause Simon said I made you bed
We’ll lay there till the day you’re dead
Cause Simon said, cause Simon said, he said

Verse 2
You’re standing nicely in the cue
The company is plenty
You wanna push your way right through
But the serving bowl is empty
Everyone will wait in line
Waiting, asking, that is fine
But no one dares to serve the swine
The truth is only in your mind

Chorus 2
Cause Simon said, cause Simon said, he said
Cause Simon said to scratch your head
Forever eating, never fed
Cause Simon said, cause Simon says, he said
Cause Simon said I made you bed
We’ll lay there till the day you’re dead
Cause Simon said, cause Simon said, he said

Simon says conform. Conform.
That is correct,
Now Simon says rationalize. Rationalize.

Conform. Conform.