Verse 1
Jerky tried to milk the cow, but he didn't wait to find out how.
He gave a jerk, a hasty try and squirted the farmer in the eye.

Chorus
Squeeze, squeeze, take your ease, don't be a jerky jerk.
You just make waste when you jerk in haste.
Slow it down and make it work.

Verse 2
So Squeezy came and just went slow, and soon the milk began to flow.
He filled the bucket in nothing flat, and had enough left to feed the cat.

Repeat Chorus

Slow it down and make it work.

 

"SQUEEZY AND JERKY" (with chords)

Intro: (D)-(G)-(D)

Verse 1
J(D)erky tried to m(G)ilk the c(D)ow, but he d(G)idn't w(D)ait to f(A)ind out h(D)ow.
He gave a jerk, a h(G)asty tr(D)y and squ(G)irted the fa(D)rmer i(A)n the e(D)ye.

Chorus
Sq(G)ueeze, squeeze, take your ease, don't be a jerky j(D)erk.
You j(G)ust make waste when you jerk in haste.
Slow it do(D)wn and m(A)ake it w(D)ork.

Verse 2
So Sq(D)ueezy came and j(G)ust went s(D)low, and s(G)oon the m(D)ilk be(A)gan to fl(D)ow.
He filled the bucket in n(G)othing fl(D)at, and ha(G)d en(D)ough left to fe(A)ed the c(D)at.

Repeat Chorus

Slow it do(D)wn and ma(A)ke it w(G)ork.(D)-(A)-(D)